How To Write A Blog Post In 27.09 Minutes

Note: This is purely a satirical summation of my opinions. 

Hello. Yes, you read the title correctly. This article will add an extra layer of perspective to your arsenal, helping you create an extraordinary blog, quicker and better.

There are several things to keep in mind before you start writing your blog post. Firstly, stop whatever you are thinking of; halt it now. I want you to create an enlightening environment. Now, this is by no means the right thing to do, but I would suggest that you eliminate distractions. This includes television, phones, gadgets, and other related paraphernalia.

Sit on a comfortable throne, with the correct posture. Have nice lighting and fresh air circulating. Set up your means of writing on a feastless table. Now, you may begin.

Elope towards a cup of coffee/tea. Next, beseech a notepad and quickly jot down the rough draft of your blog post. This should take a maximum of 10 minutes, and is undoubtedly one of the most important things you can do to help your situation.

There remain 17.09 minutes. Start your introduction, ask yourself what the audience would like to read, and continue further. If you seek to imbibe into the paper a total of about 350 words, take no more than 12 minutes to finish your first draft. 

There remain 5.09 minutes. Revise, revise, and revise some more! You are almost at the finish line. Your post is magnificently sparkling in its glory, waiting to be unleashed. You got this.

If everything is done correctly, there should remain 5.4 seconds to publish the post. Go ahead and hit that button. Now, you can rejoice.

This is purely a satirical summation of my opinions. I repeat!

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